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Alright, since I do receive questions here and there about faceups/tattoos and commissions, finally decided to move my lazy butt into building a FAQ about it. :P


✖ General basics about SHIPPING/RECEIVING/ETC.

Q: Do you accept faceup/tattoos commissions?

A: Technically, I even do. But it's a long and complicated story.
First of all, I live in Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) and the local customswork is... "defective" to say the least. According to the local government's rules, I have to pay 60% of the product's total's value as tribute in case said product's value is higher than $50. That's right kids, I basically pay crude taxes for every possible damn thing in this hobby. So if you'd like to send me your $200 valued head/doll parts by declaring it's full value, as merchandise and everything by a honest manner, be prepared to shed at least $120 JUST for taxes (not to mention shipping costs and my own commission cost). That's why I usually recommend people to find another easily-accessible faceuper.


Q: JESUS CHRIST, no way. Alright, I accept underdeclaring/marking it as gift, etc. Does that help?

A: Yes, it does a lot. But if you're still going to send it to me by EMS, chances are that it'll be still taxed AND this time they're going to decide what is the price of the shipment by themselves. (yes, they're arbitrary like that).
From my experience by having things sent to me via EMS and underdeclared, the tax do vary a lot, between $30 ~ $100.
Generally it's something like $30 for small and light boxes, like Marietta's head from elfdoll, Viv's head from dollshe, Eddie's clothes from Soom and such.
$100 for really heavy and big boxes, like Viv's body, Eddie's Proud body from Spiritdoll, a full doll, etc.
So we'd do things in this manner: You pay me extra money for the worst case of tax possible (which is around $100) and I refund you the exceeding amount after paying the tax. The Post Office provides me papers and etc about the tax when I remove a product, so I can scan them for you if you'd like. All written in portuguese though.
Also notice that shipping this way probably lifts your insurance rights (not 100% sure about it though) and I'm not blameable for lost packages and etc.


Q: There isn't ANY way to avoid taxes?

A: Yup, there is actually. Have things sent to me via registered airmail, priority, USPS, etc.
BUT there's a huge con in this case... horrible waiting times. And I mean it. Once I've had something shipped from China to me and it took 3 freaking months to arrive. I actually thought it was lost until it suddenly showed up, lol. Sometimes it can arrive really fast (Eyeco eyes from USA via registered took only 1week to arrive) but it's still a huge risk for you to wait some really horrendous amount of time until the commission is finally done and sent back to you.


Q: What about DHL? (other express methods that aren't EMS?)

A:  Never tried before, but I've heard that they do treat it pretty much like EMS: %60 taxing in every "higher than $50" cases. So you'd still have to shed out tax money.
Update upon this: I've received some DHL packages around this year and the results are mixed. One did arrive horribly fast (3 days) and no tax. The other took about a week and I had to shed out about $70. So yup, tax bailing money is still a requirement here.


Q: Brazil's customswork is dysfunctional, ok. Do you have products being lost frequently? Under these circumstances, it really scares me of sending stuff to you without any kind of insurance.

A: Actually, no. I've been buying things since 2005 on Internet, from ebay, misc. shops, etsy, other bjd owners and I've never had a single thing lost. And yes, I always buy things underdeclared and without insurance, to avoid the taxes. I don't know if I've been really lucky so far or what, but it's true. It's just the waiting times and taxes that do really suck though.


Q: What are the average waiting times?

A: Registered Airmail: From a week to horrible several months, depending on your location (and luck).
EMS: From a week to about a month and half.

The good news is that I don't pay taxes for shipping stuff out of the country, so I can actually declare full value and etc when it's time to return the doll parts to it's owner :D And they get dispatched quite fast too. Most of times I had to ship off something, it took less than a week to arrive at its destination.


Q: Alright, despite EVERYTHING that has been previously noted, I'd still like to place a commission for you. What I should do to ship it off?

A: After we discuss everything (you tell me the tattoo/faceup plans, send me a bunch of reference images, I analyse it all and give you a price, etc), preferably ship your doll parts under-declared (Any number below $50), via EMS, as "gift", WELL packed but preferably in a small and light box, to lessen the harshness of the tax you'd have to pay.

I'd charge you the given commission value plus the worst-case tax money ($100). After I retrieve the items on the Post Office, I'll refund you the exceeding money. I can scan the Post Office papers that I do receive at paying the tax if the owner requests it, but they're in portuguese language.



✖ General basics about FACEUP/TATTOO ITSELF



Q: Materials that you do use?

A: Graphite leads, Faber Castell Watercolor pencils, Toison D'Cor pastels (oil-less), Mr. Super Clear, India Ink , Acetone 50%.


Q: You use Acetone and India Ink?! D:<

A: Yes, I do. o_o *dodges pebbles and stones* Since day 1 on this hobby and never had a problem with any of them.
For India Ink, I just use it veeeery sparsely and only on areas that took like +5 or more MSC coats, so it doesn't even touch the resin. It's very nice for a deeper and solid black tone. For acetone, it's a fast way to clean *shrugs* Just do it carefully and no dolls parts will be melted. Of course I can refrain from using these products at the owner's request, but in this case, then please clean the doll parts fully before sending to me.



Q: Where's the acrylic paints on material list?

A: Sorry, i don't work with paints in overall. >_< So i've been using pencils since ever. It has some cons (less reach than brushes, trace less strong than acrylic paint), but i think it can achieve a nice result anyway.



Q: Prices (faceup)?

A: $45 I think it's okay (all sizes, not including eyelashes), but variable according to the complexity. $8 for each head I have to clean at arrival.



Q: Prices (tattoo)?

A: Variiiiiies. For complex full-sleeves and etc [1] [2] [3] [4] [5], at least $100. Something simple like just a small design and uncolored, around $20 or so.


Q: Do you have a portfolio? So I can browse the work you've done.



Q: How much do you take to finish? (not counting shipping times)

A: I can possibly grow busy with college and etc, but much probably a simple request wouldn't take longer than a week. I can finish it in three days if I'm lucky. For complex tattoos/faceups, probably around a 2 weeks or so. Should I take longer than two weeks I'll keep you constantly updated anyhow.


Q: Should I provide you references?

A: YES PLEASE. In both cases. They do help a lot ;__; The more references, the better. Especially in tattoo cases. I hate having to research for references myself, so if you're very specific in your request, I'll take less time pondering about it myself and therefore your commission will proceed smoother/faster. A good site I do always look for references about anything is Shuttershock. Regarding faceups, the more description the better. You could even tell me the story of the character/doll so I can get a better impression of what the faceup is supposed to look like.


Q: Any molds you would rather not work with?

A: Not really. I think I can accept anything. Though, my technique probably isn't as good with stylized molds as how it is with Realistic-looking dolls. Also, dolls with teeth too much sunk inside the lips might prove a bit difficult to me (since pencils doesn't have the same reach that brushes do).


Q: Would you retry a faceup? (In case I don't like the final product).

A: Of course :> I'm up to retry it at least once. But please understand that your waiting time until the commission is finished is prone to increase in this manner.


ATTENTION: Please do contact me ONLY if you are really sure about placing the commission. I am patient and everything, but it is quite damn annoying to spend my time replying to PMs/advicing on concepts/analysing references in a long conversation and just for the customer to bail out on last moment. If this keeps happening, then I'll start charging money even before receiving the references (which is something I honestly don't want to do).


✖ General basics about MYSELF

Q: Do you have pets/smokers in the house, etc.

A: No smokers, but my mom has a small dog. Though, he doesn't even go inside my room or cares about doll objects.


Q: How long would you take to reply messages about the commissions?

A: Usually I try to reply fast, since I'm on internet all the time. Then it's from hours to two days. If I take more than a week to reply, then probably something serious happened lol.


Q: Feedback?

A: I have some on DOA and on my ebay.
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Aghhhhsadsfads

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Sorry guise. I've been kinda inactive at DA and everything. It's hard for me to keep the track of things like questions and such. (Also, thanks for the happy birfday wishes :B)
I'm much more active on flickr, so... chances are that you'll be answered much faster if you drop me a PM by there, ok? ;v; www.flickr.com/photos/illusion…
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Got tagged UNF

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I got tagged by :iconchubirubi: sooo....here it goes.



Rules:
1. You must post these rules.
2. Each person must post 11 Facts about themselves in their journal.
3. Then Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged him/her.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you are reading this." You legitimately (AKA, really, truly, with all honesty) have to tag 11 people. (not really...)




• The 11 randoms •


01. I'm really...really shy. Even during internet interactions. Uhm, lol.

02. I love cats. When i get to live alone, i'll have a horde of them and name them with some absurdly finnicky names like Peterson, Theodoro, Godofredo, Evaristo. o_o *crazy cat lady in progress*

03. Sustaining the earlier confession about cats: I am deathly afraid of insects. I can't even see a mosquito on my arm without letting out a scaredy girley squeal ;A;
Butterflies coming on my direction then? A nightmare.
That naturally renders me almost defenseless to cockcroachs, mantis, bettle, whatever-kind-of-critter that comes to invade my house. That's when the horde of cats come in handy: I'll just throw the cats at the insect invader and let them take care of it, lmao.
Rats doesn't scare me, though.

04. I am tsundere to my boyfriend and i tend to push him when he tries to hug too much. :I

05. I love love mythology subjects! I wished my college had some kind of mythology classes aside from Ancient Art History...

06. I rarely ever answer the comments i receive on here, on flickr, on my threads on doa and that probably sounds disrespectful as fruck to some people, but... please trust me, i read every comment and some of them can possibly get me as squeallish as a retarded giddy seal, lol.

07. I love psychological thriller movies and other genres such as romance, comedy and drama tend to bore me.

08. I drink 5 cups of coke each day. THE PHOSPHORIC ACID, MY BONES ARE MEEEELTINGGGGGFGDSFHGD

09. The egg i'll be eating this easter is GIANT KINDER EGG WITH GIANT SURPRISE, kiddos.

10. If you meet me in real life, there's a 95% chance that i'll be in jeans. LAME.

11. Joanídea Sodret isn't my true name :P




• The 11 answers •

01. What's your real name? (first one only is fine):
NOOO, i can't answer. Only a few people know about it dum dum DUM. But it begins with "A" letter.

02. Favorite color?
Blue? No favorite color in specific, to be honest. Yellow and orange tend to annoy me, though.

03. Favorite band/singer/performer?
TOOL.

04. Which movie currently in theaters would you like to see?
Which movies are currently on theathers anyway? *hikikomori*

05. Do you have a pet?
Yep, a yorkshire named Johnny, but i do call him Chewbacca instead, lol. His official owner is my mom, though.

06. If you do, then what? If not, would you like to?
Uhm, wait? But i'd like to have cats instead. I find them more interesting than dogs. Maybe because they have a  Disney villain complex, haa.

07. Favorite doll of your crew/collection/family?
EEEEDDIEEE, LET ME HUG YOUUU. OH WAIT, STOP WITH THESE KICKY LEGS. VILE BASTARD.

08. One of the best quotes ever, in your opinion?
"You're unique, just like everybody else."

09. Are you into drinking? Like alcohol and stuff...  
Nop nop nop nop poop.

10. What is currently at your desktop wallpaper? (not a print, just a simple explanation).
High res of this image: 29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljs…

11. Favorite TV or movie cartoon? ♥
Courage the Cowardly dog all the way, dude.



• The 11 questions •


01. Do you have a lucky charm/an object you do treat as amulet/ anything of this sort? (If a bjd owner, then your favorite bjd :B)

02. Do you have a specific nightmare that was quite remarkable? If yes, then do tell.

03. If you were able to change your ethinicity, which one you'd be?

04. What's your favorite kind of weather?

05. The worst kind of medicine you had to ingest?

06. Favorite holiday of the year?

07. If you had been granted 3 wishes, what they'd be?

08. How much tabs do you keep open at each session of internet use?

09. Do you know what the word "sophomore" means (NO CHEATING AND GOOGLING ABOUT IT, OH YOU)

10. Do you believe in zodiac stuff? If yes, what's yours?

11. How life has been treating you lately? (try to come up with something more developed than just "okay" and "fine")


Os 11 taggiados :la:
:iconflayrah: :iconbunny27: :iconzaiho: :icondedrastarling: :iconfaveldelannoy: :iconhae-ri: :iconbulgolgi: :iconkyuugou: :iconclouded-mind: :iconhavieks: :iconrukibyou:

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I think 6__9


PS: Dear brazillian customs, could you please liberate my doll?

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Umm... i'll be sort of dead until the beginning of march because....i'm trapped inside my Mother-in-law house.
I could try to take photos here but i can't ;__; because my room's lightning isn't good and there are these evils demonic kids playing outside in the garden and...i wonder what horrible things they would do with my giant creeptastic Barbies if i showed them DDD8

SOMEOOOOONE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



Oh, and i'm doing features again. First 4 comments here get a 3-submition feature in my next Journal :3

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